(Source: distraction-is-pretty-ugly)
so this is awesome.
- Puppettron: like i said, mitul, twitter is over now, nothing will be that good ever again
- Panthershah: Yeah... It's a good thing I hardly use it anymore.
- Puppettron: your mother hardly uses it anymore.
- panthershah: I hardly use your mother anymore.
- Puppettron: she complains about that, btw
- Me: that's why he stopped using your mother. All she does is complain.
- JKuang: this is not a topic for a lady to be partaking in
- Me: then why are you here?
- Puppettron: ^
- JKuang: i get paid to ensure you become a lady suitable for marriage
- Me: who is paying you?
- JKuang: that is not your concern
- Me: well, I'm already 17, you're late getting me married.
- JKuang: such an active imagination for a four year old
- JKuang: we'll have to do something about that.
- Me: you should be proud.
- Puppettron: you misspelled "gay"
- Puppettron: i'm assuming you meant to type "you gay be proud"
- Me: yes
- Me: exactly.
- Me: should and gay are just such similar words.
- JKuang: the letters are so close to each other on the keyboard
- Puppettron: well, and we all know that "gay" and "should" are homonyms
- Me: I'm 4, how am I meant to know that?
- JKuang: homonym has homo in it
- JKuang: you're so clever, ben
- Puppettron: your mother has homo in her
- Puppettron: you gay be proud
- JKuang: bravo
- Me: *Procrastinating
- My parents: Can you please-
- Me: Are you serious do you even know how much homework I have Im stressing over so much please dont make me do it I really need to get this homework done I am so tired
